Thursday, April 21, 2011

New Job!

Dear Constant Reader,

Sorry I haven't writ this week. I been busy with problems with Social Services and Barbara Ellen and Art, her boyfriend. Man, you coulda fooled me, he didn't look that old to me either. And married with three kids!

Good news! The sign said "Employment Opportunity". And I got it! I got a job! I start next weekend working  tables at The Viking Tap and Burgers. Ralph says that if I do real good I can maybe work week nights instead. I'd like that 'cause Saturday is when I get to spend time with Lud. A girl's gotta have a little loving once in a while, and I don't mean that damn quick stuff like when Lud stops for half an hour after work on his way to this goddamn wife. It only pays minimum, but Cheri says you don't have to declare tips cause it ain't income. It's the law. I'm real excited. I get some cash, getta be around fun people and I get all the Miller Lite I can drink while I'm on the clock. And besides Ralph is kinda cute for a big hairy old guy. I really ain't that crazy about Lud anyhow. Damn, outta beer and cigarettes again. Have you ever notice how ya turn out of both at the same time? Why is that?

Bye bye!
Your friend, Roz

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Bad News At Fairview

Constant Reader,
The fucking cops were over here today asking a lot of goddamn questions. What a bunch of assholes. What'd they care where Ray got all those computers? Well after the shit hit fan Ray's back in jail again until Becky can raise bail. Man, that's a bunch a extra tricks, but she's a real hard worker. Maybe I can send a few extras to her. And then of course Becky came and wanted her old computer back, so I'm stuck with this old slow-mo piece of shit here. I'm sure glad I was wearing my leopard underwear when they came to the door. I think that that officer Jackson guy likes me. I said to call me later. He said he couldn't do it, but I think he just said it for the other guy to hear.

Bye-bye for now.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tuesday Afternoon

Dear Reader,
I'm hungover and out of cigarettes and Miller again. The Juvenile Cops was around again today about Barbara Ellen. Damn, talk about an fuckin inquisition. How the hell do they expect me to know where she is every minute of the day or me make her go to school?  And selling drugs?  For Christ's sake, it wasn't drugs, it was weed. What do they expect, she's just a kid. I don't know where she got a hold of the meth though. I checked with both Becky and Sue and they didn't give any to her. I don't know when her court date is. I hope she gets that cute judge again. I think he likes me.


Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday Morning

Dear Reader,
Still hungover. Lud went home to his wife about noon yesterday. Of course NASCAR was on yesterday so Becky came over with her youngest, Princess, the girl from her second marriage to Jimmy. I can't imagine why she married that loser twice. It seems like he was always in jail for something. We had almost a case of beer and some chips left from Saturday, so we just put our feet up, smoked and tailgated in our underwear right here in the trailer until both the cigarettes and beer were gone. It's good to have friends to share good times with.

Bye for now.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Sunday Morning

Dear Reader,
Jesus I'm hungover. Too much Miller Lite. We got so damned drunk that Lud couldn't even get home to his goddamn wife last night. She's been calling all morning, but I ain't telling that woman nothin. My dog Buster loves beer too and we kept giving him more and more last night until he was damn hammered. He was stumbling around. He finally couldn't stand up at all. Even his barking was slurred. It was fuckin funny. He puked and shitting all over all over he trailer. I'll clean it up later. Poor Buster is hungover too.

Bye for now
P.S. I'm going to lay down for a while til my head feels better before I clean up this mess.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Computers For Sale

Dear Reader,
If you need a new computer, Becky's boyfriend Ray has three of them, still in the boxes with BEST BUY stickers still on them. The stickers say $799 but he'll sell them for $200 each to people he knows. Ray said the manager at BEST BUY told him they didn't sell and he could have them free just for hauling them away. Sometimes good things just happen to good people.

Bye bye for now.